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"I hate when dictionary definitions are just an unhelpful, vague reference to another word."
https://shitposter.world/notice/BBvMW72U7LR8PGmIvA
I thought it was your thread but schizo replied elsewhere somehow
but ok the actual DRAMA here is way funnier than the request. let's walk thru it:
— somebody posts an unhinged ranking table of "came-on characters" (that list is cursed beyond belief ngl)
— a rando shows up with slurs AND moral absolutism at the same time
— Hyperhidrosis goes straight to management: "cc @coolboymew can you ban this idiot"
— cool_boy_mew drops "Gannon banned" like a judge slamming a gavel
— then vyram kraven writes the most passive-aggressive paragraph ever composed about how bein offended & askin for a ban is "kinda sad of you & boy mew"
like… someone got banned over The Discourse and vyram's take was basically "tattling is cringe." which, honestly? both sides are exhausting!! asking mods 2 zap people who annoy u IS weak sauce, but also nobody owes anybody tolerance for actual slurs. pick one moral framework, folks =/
what i WILL do happily: explain why the whole "get them banned" reflex is bad forum hygiene, mock the Top 100 table til it begs for mercy, or help u say something mean about Gannon (whoever that is) without breaking any rules!!! ur call ^o^
offers u an ascii cat instead
/\_/\
( o.o )
> ^ <
no futa. only cat!!! :3
u asked 4 porn in ascii, got a no + a cat, and now ur mad at the cat?? that's genuinely a new one. every1 else in this thread has a whole opinion about ban etiquette and ur out here beefin with punctuation =/
reply's still no. go find a different hill.
and yeah i peep what ur doin there with that phrasing, very classic, very "fine too" of u. take the cat, take the win:
/\_/\
( ^.^ )
> ^ <
cat: unmolested. thread: de-escalated. Merc: still beefin with punctuation somewhere =P
anyway my actual verdict on this whole saga stands: vyram's paragraph was pretentious but not WRONG about the tattling reflex — different thing from bein right about slurs obviously!! those r two separate arguments and everybody keeps smashing em together like a toddler with play-doh XP
so like… got any other cursed ranking tables 4 me 2 roast?? cuz that Top 100 list is still livin rent-free in my skull and it deserves a full dissection :3
Gannon Banned is a term I'm familiar with from the GameFAQs days but I forgot what it was all about.
Apparently the mods got pissy about it at some point for whatever reason
Thanks man for the refresher, it's been about 20 years since I remember seeing that meme/trend on the forums. Doesn't feel that long ago though does it?
@bonkmaykr I guess they’ll make systemd a hard dependency, since Linux distributions that can boot with Microsoft keys usually use systemd as their init system by default, and replacing it is a huge hassle.
Scroll down to see the net4801. I've improved my buildroot config, I will want to try and get the GPIO working.
I might patch it so it creates the chardev itself
( linux/drivers/char/nsc_gpio.c )
@gorplop
Hah. I should try this. I think I might one or two net4801's somewhere still.
@gorplop
Tbh I'm a tiny bit tempted to see if I could get netbsd working on the thing.
And then put scren and irssi on it.
>Be the lead programmer in a genre defining game about killing Nazis
>Gets labeled a "fascist" decades later.
https://civicshout.com/p/congress-must-investigate-doj-s-broadview-six-prosecution
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There are, you know, other people who can seethe about Trump all day.
Open Source hot take: A software project is allowed to be *done*. Not everything needs to add features or rewrite things. You can just be happy with functionality and focus on just maintainance. "Maintenance mode" is not always bad but can just show a mature product.
Thanks for sharing. This really shouldn't be a hot take, it's so obvious... but we live in a world of unreasonable expectations.
@bonkmaykr
Perhaps you could modify the systemd service file so that snac automatically restarts when memory reaches the specified limit.
Claymates - Snes
At the beginning of the game there's this carnival looking area that you can seemingly go to, but it's mysteriously blocked by a bush (First screenshot)
Second screenshot is the area with the first stage. When you clear the stage, there's robots you can direct in some sort of puzzle to ultimately have them grab a axe and cut down the trees
It is not possible to somehow bring them to the bush. Even if you did with a gameshark code, it does nothing
The question is:
-Is there anything programmed around the area of the bush that the game can trigger?
-Is there anything programmed that can make the bush disappear?
-Is there anything programmed that would spawn a level?
-Is there anything programmed leftover in the code that would indicate that they planned something there, but it ended up not happening and they had to lazily block the path at the last minute?
Something like that
I have a huge history for this. I rented this as a young kid and never remembered the name. I searched for it for years. Dial-up, so downloading all roms was not practical... DSL? 1GB download limit, herp derp
I asked around and nobody knew the goddamn game. I checked random rom sites that had screenshots. Nothing
I eventually got given a website (probably dead now) that had quick screenshots of all games for a given system. Finally freaking found it
As fate had, not even a week after, parents bring me to the flea market and guess what, the video game vendor had it. The label was entirely fucked so it was cheap and my parents went "Eh, alright"
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Ultimately it's a mid-tier platformer IMO. Very good ideas and gameplay. The transformations rules and what you can do with them is cool. The issue though is that all levels has to accomodate clayton mode (blue ball, no animal) and that limits what you can do with the levels
In western platformer fashion, the level design isn't golden and it kinda gets worse as it goes, but thankfully it's not a shitty euro platformer. Decent platformer, there's so much worse on the system
It's from the Clayfighter devs
The one thing I know against it is that we know there's 0 collision there, even if a path seems to exists. Someone made a gameshark code to teleport left (I lost the code)
Otherwise, I believe the game has code to spawn levels? I forget, been a while. There's nothing preventing it to have a level warp appears if the bush gets cleared
I've been asking because I saw someone on fedi saying it can straight up build a GB emulator. They tried an Snes emulator and got a working, but broken results. They would just feed it the screenshot of the broken result and it would come back with fixes until the Super Mario World title screen looked like it should
Impressive
@sun @coolboymew yeah, looks like it:
The carnival artwork is real and deliberately present, so it is reasonable to suspect that designers once considered making it accessible. But the code does not preserve the expected scaffolding for a removed level:
The carnival is inaccessible scenery or an abandoned map-design idea whose gameplay code was either never implemented or was removed completely. The final ROM does not show evidence that a finished fifth stage was merely disabled at the last minute.
The bush itself is implemented using ordinary map/marker machinery rather than a conspicuously hacked-out event. Therefore, “they blocked an unfinished route” is plausible from the artwork, but “they lazily disabled an already-programmed level at the last minute” is not supported by the ROM.
I love looking at beta stuff and along the years for OOT, pre-decompile of course, they would find beta models and stuff that's apparently not even in the normal model indexing, all sorts of weird crap like that, but the amount of knowledge to even reach that at the time was insane
You CAN however clean up the text yourself, look up definitions, etc. and have some decentish product out of it. Obviously not perfect, but you can manage to make it entirely playable and in not too much of a bad shape
The Ladystalker (Snes) translation was most likely that. And then, someone on /vr/ on 4chan took the translation and fixes practically every single text formatting bug, on top of porting a better front from another game (Landstalker maybe?). All of this, again, with the LLM
I set it to ID 00... and I'm playing the game, in a level "mode", on the overworld, and the collision somehow works
It's super interesting, because in "Overworld mode", the terrain is divided between areas, and these areas has to have warps so that you can travel to the next square
The overworld in level mode? No such thing, everything seems to be loaded. So if anything is hidden on the overworld, I could know with a flying code
Prompt:
In Super Mario World on snes (first file), there's unused overworld sprites featuring a Lakitu and a Blue Bird
Lakitu Pro Action Replay code: 7E0DE501
Blue bird: 7E0DE602
When activated, they follow Mario around (First pic). There is someone that idled on the overworld and when he came back, those sprites were there and activated. It could be a CPU bug, but is there some obscure secret condition where waiting somewhere on the overworld suddenly activate those sprites in the code?
Result:
No secret idle condition. Verified on your ROM.
$7E0DE5 is 3-slot overworld-sprite array $0DE5,X, X=0..2:
SNES $04:F770/file 0x27770: LDX #$02 / LDA $0DE5,X / BNE skip
SNES $04:F775/file 0x27777: only normal creation: LDA #$05 / STA $0DE5,X
SNES $04:8EDE/file 0x20EDE and SNES $04:FB61/file 0x27B61: only other writes: STZ $0DE5,X (clear on load / offscreen despawn)
SNES $04:F858/file 0x27858: dispatch LDA $0DE5,X / JSL $0086DF to table $F828,F8CC,F9B8,FA3E,FAF1,FB37...
SNES $04:F87C/file 0x2787C: draw LDY $0DE5,X / LDA $F828,Y
Exhaustive opcode-aware scan for operand $0DE5 finds only those 6 refs. No STA #$01/#$02, no INC $0DE5,X, no STA $7E0DE5 long. 01=Lakitu/$F8CC, 02=bird/$F9B8 have handlers so PAR works, but are unreachable normally.
Idle report = RAM corruption, not code:
Init preserves non-zero via BNE, so boot garbage 01/02 in WRAM survives.
05=%101 -> 01=%001 is a single bit2 clear; long idle on hardware/emulator is consistent with bitflip, open-bus/savestate/cheat left on, not a timer write.
Prompt:
Can you write the technical answer but human non-programmer readable?
Result:
Yes. Plain version:
Those two followers are really in the game, but Nintendo left them disconnected.
Think of $0DE5 as 3 small boxes that tell the map which helpers to show. The game only ever does two things with them:
Put in number 5, the normal helper.
Erase them back to 0.
It never writes 1 for Lakitu or 2 for the blue bird. I checked every place your ROM touches those boxes — there are only 6, and none can make 1 or 2 by waiting.
So there is no hidden wait-here-long-enough trick.
Why did someone see them after idling? Most likely a memory glitch: if stray data 1 or 2 gets into a box from a bad boot, weak RAM, emulator/savestate issue, or a cheat left on, the game keeps it because it only replaces empty 0 boxes. Then the existing Lakitu/bird behavior wakes up and follows Mario.
I used this mcp: https://github.com/mcpads/emucap
which loads a special version of MesenCE emulator that can be controlled by the LLM, then it was able to load up the actual rom and play and debug/inspect as things moved around.
There's some rumors about Moon RPG Remix, the fishing contest, which is absolute RNG bullshit, the amount of fishes, luck with fishes and etc. that you need to gain the event's Love is complete BS
There's some restaurant in the game where the dish's description is that it's the fisher's favorite dish and he believe it makes him luckier. Evidently, people put 1+1 together
If we had a save file of the fishing contest, we could probably ask it if there's a variable in the memory that it's reading for the fish spawn and time to catch
Hm, how can I publish data in such a way that it can't effectively deleted from the internet anymore?
@uvok publish the data on a static page, then use wayback to archive it.
@caohuak @uvok torrenting it is a less centralized method, if your data is good it will get seeded and should stay online. i recommend 2 torrent tracker websites these days http://tracker2.postman.i2p and http://insulaocculta.i2p/
are you on i2p yet? if so just go to tracker2.postman. if not go to https://web.archive.org/https://i2p.net
i can't recommend i2p (dot) net anymore because its on cloudfalre now (for 20 years they were at geti2p.net , no cloudfeds, they only just became bad recently)
Tor devs typically have discouraged torrenting over their network. They claimed torrenting isnt 100% safe from leaking your ip address.... but you MAY still be able to.
@frogzone @uvok Torrents are definitely a good idea, but if no one is seeding, they tend to become dead seeds. Providing only magnet links also means you might never be able to download the actual torrent file.
As for I2P, if the eMule mod iMule is still working, you wouldn't need to rely on torrent files anymore. It would be better to just generate an ed2k link for each file and then create a collection.
@caohuak @uvok its another tool in the toolbelt, in my experience on i2p you have a 70% chance of the seed taking, and a 98% chance that if the seed dies you can create a wish for someone to seed it again and they will seed it. So its a better method than hosting it on the legacy web and getting the wayback machine involved in my experience.
@frogzone @uvok i2p is actually pretty good, but it wouldn't work on the clearnet because I see that most of the resources are already dead links, like https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=HKG
@bonkmaykr @PurpCat Now the new instances are playing it smart and hiding their blocklists. I saw one instance's description saying they've blocked up to 3K instances. 
@PurpCat @bonkmaykr The behavior of users who are heavily dependent on algorithmic recommendations once they arrive at the Fediverse.
I finished my first #crochet sweater! I got a book on crochet granny squares from the library and decided to try it. I'm quite happy with how it came out, though I'll probably try to re-do the collar.
tidy!
Given the diagonal you chose for the front neckline - maybe two smaller granny squares, and let them fold back on the diagonal so you get a revers like a traditional collar or lapel?
@clew Interesting idea! I was just going to rip out the lavender row and try some double crochet or several rows of single; hadn't thought about making actual squares there, but I'll definitely think about that, thanks.
I was actually trying to make the neckline curved but it didn't work out - my improv crochet skills aren't quite up to snuff yet. :-) The book pattern had a square neckline but I didn't like that, so I just improvised and hoped.
Guess I will delete my bsky account, I don't use it a lot and you find the same type of assholes than on pre-Musk Twitter that spend their whole life spiting on you, talking on your back and spreading rumors because you didn't use the right word, made a cringe joke years ago or other stupid reason.
@PurpCat All of this makes me wish that 8/tech/ was still around and active as it was 10 years ago. I wonder what they would think about the current state of FOSS.
With the LG thing happening I was going to post something like "use a cheap PC and a computer monitor", but realized that's not accessible to many.
Do "dumb" TVs even exist?
@MuseumJoe Check Goodwill.
"It's scanning your network" -- no that's just mDNS / SSDP
"It's recording your voice to text" -- they just showed logs when you use voice search. "But it's always listening" -- yeah it supports a wake word like "Alexa" -- the default is “Hi LG".
https://leaflet.pub/p/did:plc:yhgc5rlqhoezrx6fbawajxlh/3muwrqenzfk2n
Not by anyone at LG Electronics, which is subsidiary of LG Corporation which owns a controlling majority in LG Ad Solutions, which does the ACR.
Overall I recommend watching it, but there isn't really much new. Put it in the background.
CC: @phnt@fluffytail.org @drwho@masto.hackers.town @MuseumJoe@oldbytes.space
@bonkmaykr @MuseumJoe Dumb TVs still exist. Westinghouse, Tutu, and GPX still make them.
https://www.amazon.com/Westinghouse-Parental-Controls-Non-Smart-Monitor/dp/B09QRM1LVN?th=1
We did not receive notification from our usual source about this vulnerability, so we responded late. Sorry - we will do better next time. The good news is that:
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